{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"What About Watermelon?","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.whataboutwatermelon.com","author_name":"The Watermelon Guy","author_url":"https:\/\/www.whataboutwatermelon.com\/index.php\/author\/admin\/","title":"MAYBE THEY LOST MY ADDRESS - What About Watermelon?","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"OlFkRZs89w\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.whataboutwatermelon.com\/index.php\/2011\/03\/maybe-they-lost-my-address\/\">MAYBE THEY LOST MY ADDRESS<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/www.whataboutwatermelon.com\/index.php\/2011\/03\/maybe-they-lost-my-address\/embed\/#?secret=OlFkRZs89w\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;MAYBE THEY LOST MY ADDRESS&#8221; &#8212; What About Watermelon?\" data-secret=\"OlFkRZs89w\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\/* <![CDATA[ *\/\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/\/# sourceURL=https:\/\/www.whataboutwatermelon.com\/wp-includes\/js\/wp-embed.min.js\n\/* ]]> *\/\n<\/script>\n","description":"The 97th annual convention of the National Watermelon Association is coming up later this month. Being a mover and shaker in the watermelon industry, I\u2019m expecting an invitation to arrive in the mail any day now. I\u2019ve checked my mailbox twice daily for the past two months and still no invitation. It\u2019s okay, though. I\u2019m [&hellip;]"}