{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"What About Watermelon?","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.whataboutwatermelon.com","author_name":"The Watermelon Guy","author_url":"https:\/\/www.whataboutwatermelon.com\/index.php\/author\/admin\/","title":"HAPPY HALLOWEEN! - What About Watermelon?","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"WV8MDpRJSF\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.whataboutwatermelon.com\/index.php\/2012\/10\/happy-halloween\/\">HAPPY HALLOWEEN!<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/www.whataboutwatermelon.com\/index.php\/2012\/10\/happy-halloween\/embed\/#?secret=WV8MDpRJSF\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;HAPPY HALLOWEEN!&#8221; &#8212; What About Watermelon?\" data-secret=\"WV8MDpRJSF\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\/* <![CDATA[ *\/\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/\/# sourceURL=https:\/\/www.whataboutwatermelon.com\/wp-includes\/js\/wp-embed.min.js\n\/* ]]> *\/\n<\/script>\n","description":"The not-so-scary \u201cjack-o\u2019-melon\u201d above was carved by yours truly and sits proudly on the front doorstep of our house. I\u2019m crossing my fingers that the neighborhood hooligans don\u2019t smash it to bits on the sidewalk before the night is through, but you can never be too sure. I thought about dressing up as a scarecrow [&hellip;]"}