{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"What About Watermelon?","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.whataboutwatermelon.com","author_name":"The Watermelon Guy","author_url":"https:\/\/www.whataboutwatermelon.com\/index.php\/author\/admin\/","title":"QUOTABLE WATERMELON: I HATE MEETINGS - What About Watermelon?","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"nRnWJ8bYNK\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.whataboutwatermelon.com\/index.php\/2013\/06\/quotable-watermelon-i-hate-meetings\/\">QUOTABLE WATERMELON: I HATE MEETINGS<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/www.whataboutwatermelon.com\/index.php\/2013\/06\/quotable-watermelon-i-hate-meetings\/embed\/#?secret=nRnWJ8bYNK\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;QUOTABLE WATERMELON: I HATE MEETINGS&#8221; &#8212; What About Watermelon?\" data-secret=\"nRnWJ8bYNK\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\/* <![CDATA[ *\/\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/\/# sourceURL=https:\/\/www.whataboutwatermelon.com\/wp-includes\/js\/wp-embed.min.js\n\/* ]]> *\/\n<\/script>\n","thumbnail_url":"https:\/\/www.whataboutwatermelon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/pic91-2.jpg","thumbnail_width":548,"thumbnail_height":380,"description":"Last month, I shared the first of what will be many slightly edited food quotes. That is, quotes that I\u2019ve taken the liberty of adding the word \u201cwatermelon\u201d to. And just like anything you add watermelon to, the quotes instantly become better! I started with a Julia Child quote last month, and I didn\u2019t set [&hellip;]"}