{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"What About Watermelon?","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.whataboutwatermelon.com","author_name":"The Watermelon Guy","author_url":"https:\/\/www.whataboutwatermelon.com\/index.php\/author\/admin\/","title":"HAPPY HALLOWEEN! - What About Watermelon?","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"ArTnY4Rogb\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.whataboutwatermelon.com\/index.php\/2014\/10\/happy-halloween-2\/\">HAPPY HALLOWEEN!<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/www.whataboutwatermelon.com\/index.php\/2014\/10\/happy-halloween-2\/embed\/#?secret=ArTnY4Rogb\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;HAPPY HALLOWEEN!&#8221; &#8212; What About Watermelon?\" data-secret=\"ArTnY4Rogb\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\/* <![CDATA[ *\/\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/\/# sourceURL=https:\/\/www.whataboutwatermelon.com\/wp-includes\/js\/wp-embed.min.js\n\/* ]]> *\/\n<\/script>\n","description":"Happy Halloween, everyone! I found the image above while poking around for a Halloween-related watermelon photo. It\u2019s an eerie postcard from the olden days, made only eerier by the \u201cSalem, Mass\u201d at the top. (Home of the infamous Salem Witch Trials, of course.) What I don\u2019t understand about the image is why a witch would [&hellip;]","thumbnail_url":"https:\/\/www.whataboutwatermelon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/pic20.jpg"}