{"id":1001,"date":"2012-11-09T10:59:32","date_gmt":"2012-11-09T10:59:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.whataboutwatermelon.com\/?p=1001"},"modified":"2017-06-09T10:59:56","modified_gmt":"2017-06-09T10:59:56","slug":"quotable-watermelon-hows-your-watermelon-math","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.whataboutwatermelon.com\/index.php\/2012\/11\/quotable-watermelon-hows-your-watermelon-math\/","title":{"rendered":"QUOTABLE WATERMELON: HOW\u2019S YOUR WATERMELON MATH?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3281\" title=\"pic2\" src=\"https:\/\/www.whataboutwatermelon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/pic21.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"556\" height=\"415\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The anonymous quote above is a humorous take on the far-fetched math problems all of us likely remember from our middle and high school days. You know the kind I\u2019m talking about. If not, here\u2019s an example, inspired by today\u2019s quote:<\/p>\n<p><em>Billy purchased 80 watermelons at the farmers\u2019 market. He ate six of them after leaving the market and sold half of the remaining watermelons to a local grocer before arriving at his friend Susan\u2019s house. If he gave five watermelons to Susan and five watermelons to each of Susan\u2019s three brothers, then ate three more watermelons after leaving Susan\u2019s house, how many remaining watermelons did Billy have?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Leave a comment with your answer to this delicious problem. One thing\u2019s for sure: If I were Billy, I\u2019d have 60 watermelons remaining. In other words, I wouldn\u2019t sell or give away any of them \u2026 but I\u2019d probably eat 20 of them on the way home.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The anonymous quote above is a humorous take on the far-fetched math problems all of us likely remember from our middle and high school days. 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