{"id":1101,"date":"2013-03-09T11:22:51","date_gmt":"2013-03-09T11:22:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.whataboutwatermelon.com\/?p=1101"},"modified":"2017-06-09T11:23:15","modified_gmt":"2017-06-09T11:23:15","slug":"quotable-watermelon-dont-be-a-cry-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.whataboutwatermelon.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/quotable-watermelon-dont-be-a-cry-baby\/","title":{"rendered":"QUOTABLE WATERMELON: DON\u2019T BE A CRY BABY"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3534\" title=\"pic\" src=\"https:\/\/www.whataboutwatermelon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/pic12.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"556\" height=\"403\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This month\u2019s \u201cQuotable Watermelon\u201d is a little violent, but it made me chuckle. I don\u2019t recommend hitting anyone in the face with a watermelon because, well, it\u2019s just plain mean and a waste of a good watermelon.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, this quote is also misguided because onions (and watermelons to the face) are far from the only foods that can make a person cry. I\u2019ve personally shed tears over some spicy \u201catomic hot wings.\u201d I\u2019ll never make that mistake again. On the opposite end of the heat spectrum, I\u2019ve also teared up over some particularly painful brain freeze after gobbling an Italian ice a little too fast.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of taking a watermelon to the face \u2026<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"576\" height=\"325\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"><embed width=\"576\" height=\"325\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/-OZjHjJToVo?version=3&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This month\u2019s \u201cQuotable Watermelon\u201d is a little violent, but it made me chuckle. I don\u2019t recommend hitting anyone in the face with a watermelon because, well, it\u2019s just plain mean and a waste of a good watermelon. 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