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I\u2019ve never had a dream about watermelon. Actually, one time, I dreamt that my head turned into a giant watermelon and a hoard of hungry picnickers were chasing me around with carving knives. So I guess I have dreamt about watermelon, I\u2019ve just never had a good <\/em>dream about watermelon.<\/p>\n

If I took a nap on this month\u2019s prize \u2013 the plush watermelon pillow above \u2013 I might have a peaceful slumber, though. It\u2019s handmade by Etsy seller Winter Petals<\/a>, and is made with fleece fabric and stuffed with polyester. It measures about 17 inches long by roughly 8 inches tall.<\/p>\n

What would I dream about if I rested my head on this pillow? Hard to say. It might be nice to dream about planting a magic watermelon seed that grows a giant watermelon the size of a school bus. I\u2019d cut a hole in the end and eat my way to the center. Over the course of a few weeks, I\u2019d devour the entire thing, leaving only the outer rind. Once the inside was cleaned out, I\u2019d convert the watermelon into my new home, which would drive my neighbor (who lives inside a giant pineapple) into a jealous rage.<\/p>\n

Or maybe, I\u2019d just dream about being a baseball player.<\/p>\n

I\u2019ll choose one comment at random from all the comments left on the blog this month to receive this comfy keepsake. Good luck \u2026 and sweet dreams!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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