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It would have been extra cool if they had made it with vanilla cake with red food coloring added to bump up the watermelon factor another notch. If they do that, I\u2019m sure to buy one\u2026 and some ice cream.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was in the grocery store the other day, motoring past the bakery section (I\u2019ve found the faster I move past the bakery section, the less liable bakery items are to wind up in my cart), when I was stopped dead in my tracks by the beautiful red, white and green creation pictured above. 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