{"id":605,"date":"2011-08-08T14:52:06","date_gmt":"2011-08-08T14:52:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.whataboutwatermelon.com\/?p=605"},"modified":"2017-06-08T14:52:24","modified_gmt":"2017-06-08T14:52:24","slug":"featured-animal-eating-watermelon-a-turtle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.whataboutwatermelon.com\/index.php\/2011\/08\/featured-animal-eating-watermelon-a-turtle\/","title":{"rendered":"FEATURED ANIMAL EATING WATERMELON: A TURTLE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object width=\"420\" height=\"345\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"420\" height=\"345\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/VZtGS5_AN0s?version=3&amp;hl=en_US\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Turtles are awesome, aren\u2019t they? This turtle is especially awesome because he\u2019s got himself some sweet watermelon. And for all the criticism turtles get for being slow, this little guy is chowing down at a pretty good pace. Dang it, now I want a turtle so I can feed it watermelon. My wife won\u2019t let me have one, though, because it violates the \u201cno reptiles\u201d rule. Until she comes to her senses, I\u2019m forced to feed watermelon to our goldfish. They\u2019re not really into it, though. Stupid goldfish.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Turtles are awesome, aren\u2019t they? This turtle is especially awesome because he\u2019s got himself some sweet watermelon. And for all the criticism turtles get for being slow, this little guy is chowing down at a pretty good pace. Dang it, now I want a turtle so I can feed it watermelon. 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