{"id":769,"date":"2012-01-09T09:03:27","date_gmt":"2012-01-09T09:03:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.whataboutwatermelon.com\/?p=769"},"modified":"2018-04-11T15:49:34","modified_gmt":"2018-04-11T15:49:34","slug":"new-years-resolution-spittin-seeds-for-real-this-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.whataboutwatermelon.com\/index.php\/2012\/01\/new-years-resolution-spittin-seeds-for-real-this-time\/","title":{"rendered":"NEW YEAR\u2019S RESOLUTION: SPITTIN\u2019 SEEDS (FOR REAL, THIS TIME)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-2125 size-full\" title=\"photo\" src=\"https:\/\/www.whataboutwatermelon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/photo10.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"257\" height=\"333\" \/>I thought long and hard about writing another New Year\u2019s resolution entry and flip-flopped on the topic until this very morning. You see, I don\u2019t have the best track record when it comes to New Year\u2019s resolutions, a fact that many longtime What About Watermelon readers already know.<\/p>\n<p>I have no problem <em>making <\/em>resolutions, mind you. In fact, I\u2019m the best New Year\u2019s resolution maker on my street (and probably in my entire neighborhood). It\u2019s the <em>keeping <\/em>of the resolution that I struggle with so mightily. That\u2019s all going to change this year, because instead of making 27 different self-improvement promises, I\u2019m making only one:<\/p>\n<p><em>This year, I resolve to finally, once and for all, fulfill my lifelong dream of being a contestant in a watermelon seed-spitting contest.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I realize I\u2019ve resolved to accomplish this dream in the past and failed at it, but the reason for my failure was pretty simple: There were no watermelon seed-spitting contests for me to enter.<\/p>\n<p>To fix that, my 2012 resolution includes the much larger task of organizing a seed spitting contest. (Yes, I\u2019m going to be a contestant in my own contest. It\u2019s a little unorthodox, but we\u2019re talking about a lifelong dream here, so let\u2019s not get bogged down with formalities.)<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ll chronicle the process of creating my own seed-spitting contest with a series of monthly entries here on the blog. That process includes finding a venue (I\u2019ve got a few local county fairs in mind), pitching the idea to those in charge, promoting the contest, securing sponsors and prizes, and figuring out all the details that go into executing a successful watermelon seed-spitting contest.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, amidst all that hoopla and planning, I\u2019ll be training and practicing for my own run at the watermelon seed-spitting title. I\u2019ll keep you updated on that process as well.<\/p>\n<p>Wish me luck \u2026 it\u2019s going to be a busy year!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I thought long and hard about writing another New Year\u2019s resolution entry and flip-flopped on the topic until this very morning. You see, I don\u2019t have the best track record when it comes to New Year\u2019s resolutions, a fact that many longtime What About Watermelon readers already know. 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